AdminTools.Church

Building a way to upload previous scripts, and then generate new scripts based on those. Simple. Tada!

Here's an example:

Good morning, Generic Church Name! My name is _____, and it's time for our weekly video announcements!

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We have some exciting news to share with you this week! Starting NEXT Sunday, all services will be held at our brand new satellite campus on satellite 320787ADA, which is currently orbiting the moon!

That's right - we're taking "reaching new heights in worship" quite literally! A shuttle will be available for transportation, but please note that you'll need to arrive EIGHT DAYS early for church next week. Now, we know what you're thinking - "Eight days early? That was yesterday!" You're absolutely right! So don't forget to pick up your complimentary time machine from the ushers on your way out today. They'll be the ones wearing the silver jumpsuits and looking slightly confused about what year it is.

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Speaking of things to pick up, we have refreshments available this week in the Fireside Room! There's coffee, pastries, and a beautiful array of decorative leaves that we definitely DO NOT recommend eating. We didn't realize until this morning that our landscaping team accidentally used poison oak for the table arrangements. So please, enjoy the coffee and treats, but maybe stick to admiring the foliage from a safe distance. The hospitality team assures us they've put up warning signs... somewhere.

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One final note - today's message is going to be a longer one, so we'll be taking a coffee break halfway through! Parents, don't worry - we've got you covered. We're providing your kids with extra coffee and donuts to ensure they're properly fueled for the long haul. Because nothing says "well-behaved children during a sermon" like a sugar and caffeine boost, right?

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Those are all our announcements for today! Don't forget - time machines from the ushers, avoid the poison oak, and caffeinate your children responsibly.

Grace and peace, Generic Church Name!